Thursday, May 31, 2012

Sally Meed-Ball

Sally is Brittney's cousin and heiress to a vast legwarmer empire. Although raised in the lap of luxury, she has a tendency to raise hell in dive bars. She likes to dress up in daisy dukes and tube tops, drink cheap beer and throw some punches. Hoping for Paris Hilton fame, she occasionally goes out in short skirts without underpants and passes out in a drunken stupor. No photos have been purchased by the media yet, but she is regularly in touch with television producers in attempts to get her own reality show. On her 12th birthday, she paid off a tattoo artist to give her a lovely skull tattoo and then mugged him in an alley to get her money back. All the money in the world hasn't bought this girl a shred of class. She is greedy, egotistical and has a nasty monkey bite, but will cuddle nicely when intoxicated or tired, plus she can be fun if you're into that sort of lifestyle.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Archibald MacGroober

Although attending an elite private boarding school in the Swiss Alps, renowned for their fine cuisine, Archibald has a taste for public school meatloaf, preferably from the schools with the highest rate of students receiving free lunch. Young Mr. MacGroober was the mastermind and executioner of the Bronx PS87 cafeteria heist (using nothing more than a rubber band and old Matchbox General Lee Dodge Charger car, by the way) that resulted in 456 of the city's hungriest students going without Tuesday's meatloaf surprise. Unfortunately for Archibald, the surprise was salmonella and he spent the next 48 hours with a toilet and trash can. However, he now says the stolen lunches were just as delicious the second time around. The students of PS87 have petitioned for a vacation day in Archibald's honor.

Archibald is made from a new pair of blue, white and gray Tommy Hilfiger socks and has curly navy blue yarn hair. He has a felt tongue with black french knots.

If you or a little (or large) someone you know loves to bite things, Archibald isn't the monster for you since his eyes can pose a choking hazard.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Follow, Win and Other Business

I have some sock creatures aching for companionship who have agreed to go for cheap. It's a good time to keep an eye on the store.  Old stuff is going up everyday with a few new items to follow, so keep watching and buy a sock creature before the cheap ones are gone.  Visit Punky Monks Now

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