tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31986769540225583722024-03-21T13:26:08.892-07:00Punky MonksWendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-2754707025084361702012-05-31T07:25:00.003-07:002012-05-31T07:28:13.544-07:00Sally Meed-Ball<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sally is Brittney's cousin and heiress to a vast legwarmer empire.
Although raised in the lap of luxury, she has a tendency to raise hell
in dive bars. She likes to dress up in daisy dukes and tube tops, drink
cheap beer and throw some punches. Hoping for Paris Hilton fame, she
occasionally goes out in short skirts without underpants and passes out
in a drunken stupor. No photos have been purchased by the media yet,
but she is regularly in touch with television producers in attempts to
get her own reality show. On her 12th birthday, she paid off a tattoo
artist to give her a lovely skull tattoo and then mugged him in an alley
to get her money back. All the money in the world hasn't bought this
girl a shred of class. She is greedy, egotistical and has a nasty
monkey bite, but will cuddle nicely when intoxicated or tired, plus she
can be fun if you're into that sort of lifestyle.<br />
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P.S. Don't forget to enter to win a surprise sock monkey by subscribing to this blog! </div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-35508379190686701272012-05-29T20:21:00.000-07:002012-05-29T20:21:00.666-07:00Archibald MacGroober<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Although attending an elite private boarding school in the Swiss Alps,
renowned for their fine cuisine, Archibald has a taste for public school
meatloaf, preferably from the schools with the highest rate of students
receiving free lunch. Young Mr. MacGroober was the mastermind and
executioner of the Bronx PS87 cafeteria heist (using nothing more than a
rubber band and old Matchbox General Lee Dodge Charger car, by the way)
that resulted in 456 of the city's hungriest students going without
Tuesday's meatloaf surprise. Unfortunately for Archibald, the surprise
was salmonella and he spent the next 48 hours with a toilet and trash
can. However, he now says the stolen lunches were just as delicious the
second time around. The students of PS87 have petitioned for a vacation
day in Archibald's honor.<br /><br />Archibald is made from a new pair of
blue, white and gray Tommy Hilfiger socks and has curly navy blue yarn
hair. He has a felt tongue with black french knots.<br /><br />If you or a
little (or large) someone you know loves to bite things, Archibald isn't
the monster for you since his eyes can pose a choking hazard.</div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-46541786286482933452012-05-27T19:29:00.001-07:002012-05-27T20:20:45.735-07:00Follow, Win and Other Business<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I have some sock creatures aching for companionship who have agreed to go for cheap. It's a good time to keep an eye on the store. Old stuff is going up everyday with a few new items to follow, so keep watching and buy a sock creature before the cheap ones are gone. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/punkymonks?ref=seller_info" target="_blank">Visit Punky Monks Now</a><br />
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Also, this is your chance to win a free surprise monkey. Through July 31, 2012, follow this blog and you will be entered in a drawing to win a free surprise monkey! Leave a comment and be entered twice. Let me know you mentioned Punky Monks on your blog or twitter and be entered 5 times!!! <br />
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You can now follow Punky Monks on twitter as well: <a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/PunkyMonks" target="_blank">Punky Monks on Twitter</a></div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-84038676130534054752011-07-17T15:15:00.000-07:002011-07-17T15:15:03.905-07:00Sock Monkey: Brittney Ball<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgZW9JdHWSHB4sSiMm2-yk-VsnEEBtr_xem2Pm9k0KiAwAxErz6JNIQykGEC3N_WbEfYl4RLoCQH-bkSBWgF38cBUuzPOqByMdTAIoB_fVtbkprVFigWprF4OggRguabOhlRmv3vkJ7F2L/s1600/brittneyCU.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgZW9JdHWSHB4sSiMm2-yk-VsnEEBtr_xem2Pm9k0KiAwAxErz6JNIQykGEC3N_WbEfYl4RLoCQH-bkSBWgF38cBUuzPOqByMdTAIoB_fVtbkprVFigWprF4OggRguabOhlRmv3vkJ7F2L/s400/brittneyCU.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Brittney Ball is a blue-eyed, red headed spunky monkey with a great sense of humor and a passion for Latin musicians. She loves chocolate, red wine and takes her vitamin oil regularly. Brittney has a horrible singing voice, but she loves to entertain and has no fear of making a fool of herself. More than anything she longs for fame and has been trying to start her own variety show for years.Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-6996103316161304142011-07-05T02:53:00.001-07:002011-07-05T18:42:02.096-07:00ETSY STORE OPENS TONIGHT UPDATE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Monkeys, Monsters and Earrings are currently being listed. Please keep checking. There is much more to come.</div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-35574923714797669452011-07-02T09:36:00.000-07:002011-07-02T09:37:51.084-07:00Sock Monkey, Dr. Robert R. Ryanderson<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6T4Vz0NXN906R7ODNydKkUIURj-XIdmL9o3WsbYf0onMIesTYv5wbgQASoPFpavElpBVrZG7Ky-0728c43d1gbKCtdrhdBI_k-XohkbjuAknyx2BMz8pRLDueprWEOznxnG1jUwFH2w8I/s1600/Rob_book_blog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6T4Vz0NXN906R7ODNydKkUIURj-XIdmL9o3WsbYf0onMIesTYv5wbgQASoPFpavElpBVrZG7Ky-0728c43d1gbKCtdrhdBI_k-XohkbjuAknyx2BMz8pRLDueprWEOznxnG1jUwFH2w8I/s640/Rob_book_blog.jpg" width="428" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Dr. Robert R. Ryanderson prefers to be called Dr. Rob and has been studying non-stop since 1942. He holds several doctorate degrees: Shakespearean Literature, Greek Mythology, Biblical Legends and Earwax Research. He has worn his eyes tired and holes in his elbows, hence the need for patches. Once, when contemplating the connection between King Lear and Sallie May Student Loans, his face froze in a pensive and permanent frown. In spite of his expression, Dr. Rob has a great sense of humor that may be difficult to understand due to the high intellectual content and extent of vocabulary. Dr. Rob often is the only one laughing at his own jokes. Dr. Rob is a great tutor, if you can catch him away from his office or with his face in a book. Rubbing his elbow patches has been unscientifically proven to increase concentration and desire to study. </div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-46117247355384335282011-06-26T18:59:00.000-07:002011-06-26T18:59:22.453-07:00Sock Monkey, Katrina Kay<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJn2QK_mQFhPxMDAQEbQkeXsAKv1sse06q0BHOvuivtVb1SubRX6ebtI6g008Wr9uozUj3mJ9ToNoam4dH7eSiHgug7zuZn-ZxyNf8kEzocWBfN5R5-YumWh4P3l6QY0N4t2YRPX6tkK5I/s1600/KatrinaKay7.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJn2QK_mQFhPxMDAQEbQkeXsAKv1sse06q0BHOvuivtVb1SubRX6ebtI6g008Wr9uozUj3mJ9ToNoam4dH7eSiHgug7zuZn-ZxyNf8kEzocWBfN5R5-YumWh4P3l6QY0N4t2YRPX6tkK5I/s640/KatrinaKay7.JPG" width="428" /></a></div><br />
Katrina Kay, the winged monkey, is the star ribbon trapeze performer for Monque du Cirque's traveling show, "AHHHHHH!!!" She is incredibly strong, flexible and can spit snot balls like a gorilla. Don't let her girlish good looks fool you. She swears like a truck driver and isn't afraid to perform motorcycle tricks. However, all this toughness, masks a gentle little monkey who fears ballroom dancers and dryer lint. She loves romantic comedy and cuddles like a pro if you catch her in the mood.<br />
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Legend says rubbing the bright pink belly of a spotted circus monkey brings physical strength and long life. If she lets you get that close, let us know.</div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-88967204001746070172011-06-25T19:43:00.000-07:002011-06-26T15:37:57.766-07:00Sock Monkey, Brian Chimpernell<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUixZyQly3NbKVkuX9YUIHzl9fKjqcnC97kMBH6Dmyr5VxqKaIFTZBZrwiDp6aEb7BRAZB5xMNh3AAxT42Yt6bvJQfLMFCwlpiyJKJPc6C_8Q8_db3IZGYsYLsXcvzNKPaFldFXjzcctIT/s1600/Brian4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUixZyQly3NbKVkuX9YUIHzl9fKjqcnC97kMBH6Dmyr5VxqKaIFTZBZrwiDp6aEb7BRAZB5xMNh3AAxT42Yt6bvJQfLMFCwlpiyJKJPc6C_8Q8_db3IZGYsYLsXcvzNKPaFldFXjzcctIT/s640/Brian4.JPG" width="427" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjisqhDJfrFMzQOulUKb4ZoLMkN75_XmcTRfmCwDtVBDlh2Fuv6mX8f2vltkZU7uc8FCakuV_o9_WWW1L5fw4ookaWjwFMwfKwEhZLGJ8x9_pprKKPbI-YVIX2Q3D-XfCyWKRBdBJ9cM7WP/s1600/brian+Chimpernell.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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Brian Chimpernell is pulling himself up by the ballet slipper ribbons after being rejected from the Monque du Soleil. As a rare winged monkey, Brian was destined to become a great ribbon ballet performer, but a puce body paint allergy has made that dream impossible. However, Brian is trying to stay positive and teach Zumba at the local YMonkCA while waiting for his big break choreographing Ballywood films. <br />
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Legend states that rubbing the belly of a winged monkey will bring fortune in career and finances. Brian hopes he can catch a little of that luck for himself in addition to sharing it with others.<br />
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Merde Brian!</div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-47089512173064963672011-06-24T19:23:00.000-07:002011-06-24T19:23:37.579-07:00Sock Monster, Dr. Lena Leonardo Yalomi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVERoyxK3vvK_UzjErvNdzw97ycuDD3enz5f5Cs0Wp7PD1C2jhU04p-F_bCUH_tFd66yxPz2oIF3eWCXFB0fybYFtBu8OHKERnAaH40Ak1LuB7vrZLFjGhl0tmhm1z9qKWNiLWnzmmSuTU/s1600/group.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVERoyxK3vvK_UzjErvNdzw97ycuDD3enz5f5Cs0Wp7PD1C2jhU04p-F_bCUH_tFd66yxPz2oIF3eWCXFB0fybYFtBu8OHKERnAaH40Ak1LuB7vrZLFjGhl0tmhm1z9qKWNiLWnzmmSuTU/s640/group.jpg" width="426" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Dr. Yalomi is a renowned polka-doted psychologist who has written several books on the philosophical significance of monsterhood in the 21st century, the care and mental maintenance of zombies and sock horde leadership. Dr. Yalomi has been an inspiration to monsters, demons and leprechauns around the world. She is a world traveler and skilled lecturer. She is insightful, a great listener and by far the smartest monster ever made. </div><span id="goog_576262993"></span><span id="goog_576262994"></span></div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-67412456278023376502011-06-23T08:07:00.000-07:002011-06-23T08:08:30.824-07:00Amigurumi Giraffe, Genie Raff<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnniKnB18TJfiNqr1Pu2E9rjANXB_m7QeN9IehyFVEZUYtfKsv07XNYfylErUxQQdUrfAyrO9P4w_PCu96h-xh5GaOjKzNQSUmPLq5Ejo9s5x3KkoFRcWV1zhSrDacx0OTcKvKtxtdtJTe/s1600/DSC_0850.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnniKnB18TJfiNqr1Pu2E9rjANXB_m7QeN9IehyFVEZUYtfKsv07XNYfylErUxQQdUrfAyrO9P4w_PCu96h-xh5GaOjKzNQSUmPLq5Ejo9s5x3KkoFRcWV1zhSrDacx0OTcKvKtxtdtJTe/s640/DSC_0850.JPG" width="427" /></a></div><br />
Genie Raff works at the public library and teaches violin in her spare time. Although introverted and modest, Genie used to model for Artiodactyla's Secret and is best known for her grace and classic beauty. Genie loves long walks on flat plains, smoked salmon and bonsai trees. She is an empathic listener and can be trusted with all your secrets. Please remember, Genie can't swim and is terrified of water. She prefers a home where she will be kept dry and warm and will be exposed to intelligent conversation.</div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-37967474604656255592011-06-22T21:38:00.000-07:002011-06-22T21:40:20.649-07:00Jethro, The Little Pirate Monkey<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqd6V2SMuOr-XXBlZ2kH3JaEousOizG0M7W4jED5bD5rkgNA78GKrvvxtQftLrg6pP1srvItpIsf6LqGqGILQjkRtpBcxU0IoBONPTLym1o7Ege4rl_4OcjqxGI0tjWBvdyNiz1l0-ydU4/s1600/DSC_0032.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqd6V2SMuOr-XXBlZ2kH3JaEousOizG0M7W4jED5bD5rkgNA78GKrvvxtQftLrg6pP1srvItpIsf6LqGqGILQjkRtpBcxU0IoBONPTLym1o7Ege4rl_4OcjqxGI0tjWBvdyNiz1l0-ydU4/s640/DSC_0032.JPG" width="427" /></a></div><br />
Jethro is a mini-sock monkey made of new navy blue and gray socks with a pirate patch on his belly and a red heart bandanna on his head.<br />
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Jethro just showed up on our doorstep one night. We think it had something to do with one of our wilder sock monkey's nights out (Owen, we mean you), but Owen will only grab his crotch and say, "Billy Jean is not my lover." We're not really sure what that means.<br />
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Regardless, Jethro is a very sweet little monkey. He loves Pirates of the Caribbean, mashed peas and carrots, rock and roll and oddly enough, classical flute music. He sleeps through the night and doesn't cry much. He's very easy to care for and child safe. </div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198676954022558372.post-39667087930314301802011-06-22T09:14:00.000-07:002011-06-22T09:14:11.067-07:00Dame Shirley Fonteyn de Arias<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaiGKut9FZxqWp3hcF3S-4S2gNEbCLnSfTdQK58Ie_fRM5EZIhrlVLW_VW-MNiy2_ce29Qzd8DAGGt6L_xxH-OQRQPmgYkDPv1ZVm6XbPRVYNKGbYREcra54ptjJzhMOOVcDZETdtTL3XK/s1600/DSC_0927.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaiGKut9FZxqWp3hcF3S-4S2gNEbCLnSfTdQK58Ie_fRM5EZIhrlVLW_VW-MNiy2_ce29Qzd8DAGGt6L_xxH-OQRQPmgYkDPv1ZVm6XbPRVYNKGbYREcra54ptjJzhMOOVcDZETdtTL3XK/s640/DSC_0927.JPG" width="428" /></a></div></div><br />
Dame Shirley Fonteyn de Arias (you can call her Shirley) is a monster of high standards and utmost grace. Prima ballerina and magic wand connoisseur, she has carried the lead in hundreds of ballets, including Swan Swamp, Les Syphilis, Barbarian and the Beast, and Giselle. She likes fine wines, seaweed scampi and chocolate laxatives with marshmallow fluff.<br />
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