Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Archibald MacGroober



Although attending an elite private boarding school in the Swiss Alps, renowned for their fine cuisine, Archibald has a taste for public school meatloaf, preferably from the schools with the highest rate of students receiving free lunch. Young Mr. MacGroober was the mastermind and executioner of the Bronx PS87 cafeteria heist (using nothing more than a rubber band and old Matchbox General Lee Dodge Charger car, by the way) that resulted in 456 of the city's hungriest students going without Tuesday's meatloaf surprise. Unfortunately for Archibald, the surprise was salmonella and he spent the next 48 hours with a toilet and trash can. However, he now says the stolen lunches were just as delicious the second time around. The students of PS87 have petitioned for a vacation day in Archibald's honor.

Archibald is made from a new pair of blue, white and gray Tommy Hilfiger socks and has curly navy blue yarn hair. He has a felt tongue with black french knots.

If you or a little (or large) someone you know loves to bite things, Archibald isn't the monster for you since his eyes can pose a choking hazard.

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