Archibald MacGroober

Although attending an elite private boarding school in the Swiss Alps, renowned for their fine cuisine, Archibald has a taste for public school meatloaf, preferably from the schools with the highest rate of students receiving free lunch. Young Mr. MacGroober was the mastermind and executioner of the Bronx PS87 cafeteria heist (using nothing more than a rubber band and old Matchbox General Lee Dodge Charger car, by the way) that resulted in 456 of the city's hungriest students going without Tuesday's meatloaf surprise. Unfortunately for Archibald, the surprise was salmonella and he spent the next 48 hours with a toilet and trash can. However, he now says the stolen lunches were just as delicious the second time around. The students of PS87 have petitioned for a vacation day in Archibald's honor.

Archibald is made from a new pair of blue, white and gray Tommy Hilfiger socks and has curly navy blue yarn hair. He has a felt tongue with black french knots.

If you or a little (or large) someone you know loves to bite things, Archibald isn't the monster for you since his eyes can pose a choking hazard.

Sock Monster, Dr. Lena Leonardo Yalomi

 

Dr. Yalomi is a renowned polka-doted psychologist who has written several books on the philosophical significance of  monsterhood in the 21st century, the care and mental maintenance of zombies and sock horde leadership. Dr. Yalomi has been an inspiration to monsters, demons and leprechauns around the world. She is a world traveler and skilled lecturer. She is insightful, a great listener and by far the smartest monster ever made.

Dame Shirley Fonteyn de Arias

Dame Shirley Fonteyn de Arias (you can call her Shirley) is a monster of high standards and utmost grace. Prima ballerina and magic wand connoisseur, she has carried the lead in hundreds of ballets, including Swan Swamp, Les Syphilis, Barbarian and the Beast, and Giselle. She likes fine wines, seaweed scampi and chocolate laxatives with marshmallow fluff.